Brenlo’s World


No Coffee
February 23, 2007, 12:34 pm
Filed under: Life is Grand

Here I sit in my office, without the sweet aroma of the processed, steeped coffee bean wafting lazily from an oversized mug, begging me to embrace it and free its potential.  It is sad really.  Now I can make my own coffee but I must admit I am a but spoiled.  At home, my wife makes my coffee.  She knows the correct amount of creamer and sweetener and each every cup is like liquid utopia.  This past weekend, I attempted to make my own coffee, somehow I did not put a piece in the Mr. Coffee in the correct manner and we had coffee all over the kitchen floor and counter.  My hope had been to bring my wife a cup of steaming ambrosia on the morning of her birthday as a gesture of affection and gratitude for all of the mornings I awaken to the scent of heaven.  Instead, she helped me mop up the mess.   It was a pleasant start to her birthday.  I am now banned from using Mr. Coffee

 Work is much the same, Ashlanne is a coffee artist.  She prepares my coffee with flair and pinache and I savor each cup as though it were the last drops of pure spring water to a man thirsting in the middle of the Serengeti.  Each day she fills my cup with care and brings me the perfectly sweetened creamy concoction.  Mmm, my mouth is watering just thinking about it. 

 Today, I am without coffee and as each second ticks away into minutes, each minute into eternity, I am losing focus, and energy.  I find myself rambling aimlessly in meetings and making bold statements with no point.

I like pie Damnit and I don’t care who knows it!! 


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Well, it is Friday. Soon you will be home and well taken care of in the coffee department again and this desperate scene will fade in the mists of time.

Until Monday when you will wonder why people keep bringing up pie with you in conversation.

Comment by Wilhelm2451 February 23, 2007 @ 7:07 pm

Picked up a new Cuisinart grinder/brewer for the holidays and it’s about as easy as it gets. Place your whole beans in the hopper, make sure there’s enough water in the resevoir, press start (or set a time) and that’s that. No filters to mess with (has it’s own gold-mesh permafilter), no scoops, not even heating plate (the caraffe is thermal and I’ll just bring it right to my desk, where it keeps the coffee piping hot for hours).

I’m drinking a wonderfully warmed cup of joe right now, while I scour the nets for news and watch the snow pile up outside my window.

Comment by Kendricke February 24, 2007 @ 8:54 am

Coffee will be ready and waiting on Monday ;)

Comment by Ashlanne February 24, 2007 @ 11:22 am

A decaffeinated Friday? I feel for you, truly I do.

I don’t think it’s possible for anyone to make coffee for themselves that’s a patch on the coffee made for us. OTOH, it’s also possible for other folk to make coffee that tastes worse than road sweepings doused with diesel.

Maybe it’s just relief that we’ve been given a mug of something hot, wet and drinkable that makes it so good?

Comment by almagill February 24, 2007 @ 1:56 pm

I am actually glad that coffee is one addiction I don’t have. You guys are so picky about your coffee! =P

Comment by Tami "Cuppycake" February 24, 2007 @ 10:15 pm

Men always seem to find a way to break everything :) Although it was really sweet of you to try to make coffee for your wife :)

Comment by Adele Caelia March 1, 2007 @ 7:15 pm

Double chocolate expresso with carmel syrup. Sure, it’s not a MAN’S drink, but I can take two and vibrate my molecules to the point where I can phase through walls.

Lets see your normal coffee do that.

Comment by Coyote March 8, 2007 @ 2:51 pm

I’m going to have to bring you some coffee or something… you sure aren’t updating much ;)

Comment by Grimwell March 20, 2007 @ 7:30 am

OK, somebody pour two litres of scalding hot Java Jumpin’ Juice down Brenlo’s neck… Ima gonna get a rubber hose and come at him from behind..

Comment by Kaptain Kaffeine March 26, 2007 @ 4:07 pm

“I find myself rambling aimlessly in meetings and making bold statements with no point.”

And this is different how? ;)

Come on upstairs and visit me and we’ll drink some of the Platform Department’s coffee. :)

Comment by Hammerfel April 27, 2007 @ 8:59 am

Brenlo you ever here of this gum they sell at target ? 2 piecesofit is like a miniture energy cept with out the can and the 5dollar price tag . thats what i eat when i need apickme up

Comment by . May 23, 2007 @ 11:38 am

Brenlo — you so need a Senseo, dear!! :)

It brews one cup at a time. It’s very fast, and all you do is fill it with water and toss whatever flavored pod you want in there. They have a bazillion (I counted) different varieties.

~hug~ Good to see you find your blog though :)

Comment by kierya August 31, 2007 @ 5:49 am

The consumption of coffee, for me, is a diametric battle between truth and pleasure. In that, there is a confrontation between enjoying the rich and satisfying taste of unfettered whole bean brew and the plethora of wild and tasty flavors that can be intermingled with a hot cup of java. I often find myself torn between drinking it black and inundating the experience with thick cream or various flavorings. At work, because their idea of flavoring, is a powerded chalk substance, I drink it black — but then again, their idea of coffee is ground tree bark; and at home I buy the freshest Ethiopian or Hawaiian blend, then ooze in a large amount of caramel or sugary sweetness.

There are a number of ways one can get a hold of coffee as well, from buying it, to making it, to the god awful procurement of office dreck that they say is coffee but I think is more like hot inkwater.

And, of course, the absence of having coffee, only increases the temptation and exhilaration of the next cup of coffee — for the next cup will be so much better than any that came before.

Comment by Troy Christensen February 23, 2008 @ 8:21 am

You have a window! (I purposefully got a desk w/o one so I wouldnt be tempted to leave when the sun set)

Comment by Nanyea February 26, 2008 @ 12:47 pm



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